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Hi, uh… I ordered a McChicken. Okay? Uh, this is a Filet-o-fish. Uh-huh. So, could I get a McChicken instead of this Filet-o-fish? Of course. There you go, now it’s chicken. Every McDonald’s Ever Hey. What can I get for a dollar? That’s it? Oh. Almost forgot your soft-serve. What can I get ya? Could I get some cold-ass fries? Yeah. Uh… yeah, can I get a spicy McChicken sandwich? ONE SPICY McCHICKEN SANDWICH! Coming. Is the soft serve working? You must be new. Hey, uh… could I get a medium fry? (Mumbling) Um… what? (sigh) Okay, man. I got this. Friggin amateur. Alright… (Mumbling) (Still mumbling…..) (laughs) What? Dude, she’s a riot! (Mumbling) (laughs) (thank you) (bye bye~) Could I get EXTRA extra salt? Um… what does the Shamrock shake taste like? Shamrock. No, like what’s the flavor? Green? No, like vanilla shakes taste like vanilla and chocolate shakes taste like chocolate, so like what’s the Shamrock shake taste like? Yeah, um… Shamrock. I would like the coffee boiling-lava-hot. One chicken sandwich. Um… can I just get a salad? Hahaha! Good one. Uh… what’s in the new low calorie quarter pounder with cheese? Well, we took out the cheese and onions. Then we replace the quarter pound beef patty with a zero pound beef patty. Hmmm… And we replace the bun with air. So it’s just pickles? Pickle. A no sodium, no vinegar pickle. Isn’t that just a cucumber? Correct. And it’s only fifteen hundred calories. Hmmm, okay. Healthy. I’ll take five, please. Another kid peed in the ball pit. Alright people, we need a spokesperson, uh… a mascot! I got it! How about a clown that sells burgers? I’m loving it. And an escaped convict who steals the burgers? I’m loving it! And a bunch of kids who look like fries! Fry kids! …loving it… And a big purple blob named Grimace. Woah! Isn’t Grimace the thing you do when you’re in pain? Not loving it. Uh… my uncle needs a job and he makes puppets. Eh, why not? I’m loving it! (shouting McDonalds jingle) Is Pennywise their mascot? 234, HOT AND SPICY MCCHICKEN! So good. Every McDonald’s Ever. Woo-hoo, thanks for watching! Click the box on the left to watch every High School Clique Ever and click the box on the right to watch Every School Presentation Ever. Peace owt, mmmm.

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100 thoughts on “EVERY MCDONALD’S EVER

  1. Find the not right face

  2. Dude I really relate whit the green chake in McDonalds!!
    I was curious to know what kind of flavor it was so I ask " What does the green shake taste like ?" And the dude behind the counter said " green" …. I didn't know that you can taste the colors :v

    I just ask for the strawberry one :c

  3. Customer: hello can I have a vegetarian big Mac
    Worker:gets vegetable soup bucket and dunks big Mac
    Customer: I want v egertarian party
    WORKER: gets new one

  4. You forgot the part where you ask for extra ketchup but they put a packet of ketchup in and hand it to you

  5. β€œVanilla Shake tastes like Vanilla”
    β€œChocolate Shake tastes like Chocolate”
    β€œShamrock Shake tastes like Shamrock”

    Modern problems require modern solutions

  6. Micdonals : welcome to micdonals how can I help you

    Person: hi can I have a burger

    Micdonals: ok one chicken nugget happy meal without the chicken nuggets ok $22.87 please

    Person: FINE

  7. When I watched the new IT part 2 trailer I said β€œthese new McDonald’s commercials are getting out of hand

  8. This is true stuff happening right now so.. just read it
    Me: *Eating Mcdonald's Fries right now*
    Coldness: >=3
    Fries: *Turns cold*
    Me: aww man (minecraft memes)
    creeper: πŸ˜€

  9. Hey sould u like it toasted no acctually no ok lemme put it in girls be like msjjdjcjcjdejjdowowowisisisiidjdjjjdjdjccjjdjdowowowoeidcjcnmsakwo cuz she screamed

  10. So apparently a spicy mcchicken sandwich is made from a beef patty and three bottles of mayo, okay then shayne sksksksksk

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