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Minecraft Part 1

Minecraft Part 1

Gaming *burp* week! Say it with me. GAMING WEEK! “Oh, he doesn’t play enough games anym-” GAMING WEEK! Starting off with the ultimate game of all time… Minecraft. That’s right. I have not played Minecraft properly in… ever. I played the game when it was in alpha. That’s right! Hipster Notch supporter! I think a lot of it has changed. I’m not sure. Okay! Let’s just jump into it! Why do I not have sound? Okay, so create a new world. What should we name it? “broland”. Good one! Here we go, guys! Historical moment! My first video ever was a minecraft video! Does it always take this long? Here it is. Oh… My… God… After all these years. I’m back in Minecraft. i have this new… Is that a *censored* horse? That’s a freaking horse! OH MY GOD THERE’S HORSES IN MINECRAFT? KAWAIIIII! u-uma desu?! Can I ride it? *GASP* OHHHH!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH! AH! Look, it’s tiny horse! Hello, tiny horse! This is amazing! 😀 I love Minecraft! *giggling* Why are they sliding? *giggles* Okay, bye bye horse! So I have… I got my outfit. There it is! *giggles* yeah!! Bobs or Vegana — eyy! *giggles* whatever will it be? I don’t really remember how you play- I think the first thing you do is chop down wood. That’s right. Yeah, Yeah, Yeah. You definitely chop down wood. chop, chop, chop! There we go. New recipe unlocked? Amazing! You know, I’m sort of a veteran. I don’t need you kids to tell me how to play Minecraft. I know how to play Minecraft. *zombies* Oh god, what was that sound? Oh yeah! You have to build a– AH! *more zombies* You have to build a shelter before night. That means we’ve got to get fire; that means we’ve got to build a door. We’ve got a lot of things to build. Oh god. help Is there anyone out there? Oh- that’s not what I wanted to do… Alright, i got a lot of stuff. So how do I build.. a twig? There it is! I got it! Still got it baby! Look at this, dude. What else can I build? Oh my god, the crafting table! I’m learning so much about science! and stuff… I’m already a Minecraft pro. And i’ve only played like half an- Ah! Jesus.. *zombie noises* Okay- what is that?! Why is it so spooky? *splashing* AH! *giggles* I’m scared.. of minecra- I’ll go back to the horses. Alright, so where should we build our… first house? This is nice, it’s by the beach. It’s pretty epic. Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. Here, we’ll build it here. This is perfect. What is that? Nani kore? What is that? AH! There’s… OCTOPUSSY? There’s CAATS? Alright, before we advance any further, I must protect myself. Now, I remember some things. There it is! Still got it! So how was a sword, then? Sword was like… What is this… recipe… Oh ok… uhh… sword… Oh it does it for you. Let’s get an axe as well. Oh my god, this is so easy! kitty, get over- hEY>:( don’t you DARE hurt kitty whatever you are kitty, come here:) *sims music* e p i c. goddamn, i need coal, don’t i? i need to find c o a l. oh god, the sun is setting bois. oh god, i need something to light up. god damN iT this is real bad ( ; ω ; ) pig, please. do something ಠ_ಠ i can’t even ride the pig, are you kidding me? alright, coal. let’s find c o a l. ah perfect- (falls) oW heRe. there should- oh! woah- WO A H tHERE! we found coal 🙂 alright- let’s just be careful with the lava (o_O) there it is. there’s coal. *ping!* yesss (✯◡✯) we’re gonna LIVE! what is this green bar? i’m getting the coal, right? goddamn, where- how deep does this go? okay, we have coal! which, of course, means we can make- a torch 🙂 alright, let’s be careful here with the lava. can we build a bridge over the lava? it’s crossing it. we’re going to get d i a m o n d bois that’s the goal of this series is it hard to get diamonds? i don’t really remember… okay… we’re going deeper… i hear something… do i have a sword? i do… i have a sword and i’m not afraid to use it, goddamnit (メ` ロ ´) why do i- *herobrine music* AHHHH- what wAS THAT why can i hEAR THEM aHHHHH what- what is down there??? oh mY gOd, what is- aHHHH what is HAPPENING down there??? there’s a chest down there :0 *gasp* there’s a chEST DOWN THERE i gotta gET THE CHEST we just gotta have a plan b- alright, what’s the plan b then? let’s gO BROS AHHHHHH nO NO NO NO I CHANGE MY MIND I DIDN’T THINK THERE WERE SO MANY PEOPLE- aHHHH fuUcCk nO *inhale* HHHHH *inhale* *mating call* awww look how cozy they have it over there loOk aT tHaT god- *creeper* aHHHHHHHH *exhausted exhale* i’ll get my stuff back. i’ll get revenge. Those skeletons are gonna freAKING pay for what they did to me and my father. ushten flabben what is that f..king sound- aHHHHHH god f..kin DAMMIT you’re diSGUSTING are there skeletons everywHERE? AHHHHHHH why is the sun noT HELPING?? oH LoOk, there’s so much stuff! 😀 AHH- alright, alright, i’ve had enough i’ve had enough, i’ve had enough, i’ve had en- did u fCKINTDHJ horses, dO SOMETHING. god- dude, alright i’m digging a hole. i’m digging a hole. i’m done with this- you can’t hurt me in my hole! YoU CAn’T HurT ME in My HOLE!! you cAN’T HURT ME- godfu- *cries* and so, the journey begins for felix ke-jel-berg after returning years from minecraft, to reclaim what was once his there’s a fREAKING WATER POOL alright, i’ll- i’ll find that- theres a freaking chicken! whaT uP chIken(proceeds to attack it with a sapling) Cool, man. thats awesome. so much has changed 🙁 so much has- changed. *giggles* here it is. here it is. i’ll find them. and i’ll kill them. those bastards will pay for what they did to me… they humiliated me… but this time i come back, and i come back s t r o n g stronger than i ever was, stronger that my body ever thought i could be. i’ll kill all of them the sword, goddamnit, give it to me! how do i build armor?? maybe i should build AN armor first. yeah yeah- i’ll get armor. i’m not strong enough yet, but i’m strong enough to know my limits>:) but i got an egg from the- chicken. i need coal, lots of it. now we’ll build the furnace; that’s right. did i build it, or what? we can make- eYEroN which we make from- eYeron oUre. and- chArcoAL. what is this then? that’s just coal -.- well then how do you make CHARcoal? from lava bucket? what? JUNGLEwood; now what the- this is so coMPLICATED oh- you can use different things. oh, okay. ‘kay ‘kay ‘kay, I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I’m a genius. I know how to play games for kids. minE. I’m gonna be SO goddamn strong- alright, that’s all I got. that’s right. and i-it’s making it! it’s making it! 🙂 it’s smelting. it’s smelting! it’s smelting! it’s working! yatta! (x3) (i did it!) iron. I did an iron. it’s no big deal. let’s put some more on there. Oh heck yea! Aw heck yeah! we can do trapdoors! shears! what is that? i wanna make armor! oh god, we need so much, dude! do i look like i’m rich or something? aw dude, we need way more. alright, i can make the helmet. dude, i got a freaking helmet. i got a freaking helmet, guys this is epic. can you guys be quiet? alright, i’m just gonna farm around them. goddamnit, it looks like I’m getting hungry. I’ll have to- I’m actually playing Minecraft guys; it’s happening. *giggles* vegetarians, please look away. for what I must doooo- *daaah–! I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. AHHHHH- I need food! I need FOOD! STOP! STOOOP! come bACK HERE! ugh ugh *exhales* okay, from now on, from NOW on, I’m veggie. okay? I’m veggie, bros. Don’t worry, I’m vegan. ahh! fckin– ah! I’m lost! Fight me now, fight me now. these guys SUCK. okay, I killed one. I killed one. What do I get? A bow, and an arrow. oh- you snake. I heard you. You can’t hang with us. You can’t hang with us. Go away! goddamnit, they suck. I can make a smithing table? What is all this? What do I do on this? Nothing, apparently. great. (;¬_¬) Okay- I can make an iron sword. That should be good, right? and i’ll make an iron pickaxe. I got my pickaxe iron, baby! Big moment! ‘You just thought I couldn’t do it, eh?’ oh, I’m sorry. Do I have iron boots? That’s goddamn right, I have. look, I’m freaking pimping, dude! yes, more iron! *gasp* youuu… killed… muFASA! Go away! oh, god, there’s so many, dude. ooo… look at that. now who’s a wittle bitc- I’m gonna get the fking skeletons from before. I don’t care how long it takes (to) me, i’m gonna have my goddamn revenge! I have so much iron dude, I have so much iron. you guys don’t understand. oh, no no no no. no no no. this is bad. alright, ah! ah, god- I gotta eat, I gotta eat, I gotta eat. oh god, not LIKE THIS! *aggressively eats* EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT okay, okay. okay okay. i’m ready. fCK YOU! *intense music continues* yeAH! you want some? you wANT SOME? come gET SOME! yEAH!!1! i know how to play minecraft… i’ve played minecraft before. dude, we went SO far down. bottom of the earth, dude. and it’s still bright out. nuts, dude. okay, i may have gotten a little side-tracked for like, an hour. ..or two. i’m gonna find my way back. do i know which direction to go? no. no, i don’t. oh, i’ve definitely been here, come on. right, here’s where i was. running from the skeletons. if there’s WATER here, then we’re golden. oh my god, yES! i think i found it, i- oh my god! this is where i started i think this is it, this is literally it! *gasp* it was down thERe… oHHh… alright, let’s build fking house. we’re gonna build a fking house. *the sims 5* oh, we gotta hurry up bois, it’s getting dark bois. how do i build a door? *the sims 6* door. p e r f e c t. just need you guys- it’s a fking tiny zombie, dude! just need one more lamb. nO. alright, what did i say?>:( just need it for the bed. I just need it for the bed. what the hell is that? *whoosh* *glass BreAk* what the hELL are you doing? *glass BreAk* aH! leave me aLONE! fking crazy people in this game. that’s right, you can’t enter my house. Leave me ALone! yeah, that’s right. MY house. now, i’m gonna make a bed. and you can’t sleep with me. yeah, that’s right. my house is awesome, dude. there are mon- goDDAMNIT. can yoU gEt aWaY? you’re gonna die. you’re gONNA DIE! you wANT SOME POTIONS? i’m gonna sell your a$$. okay. now- what do you drop? nothing of value. alright, let’s go to bed. sweet dreams. *mob* oH god. okay. this is it. we’re heading out to reclaim what was ours. i think it was here, somewhere. don’t worry, i’ll find it. *spook* what does that mean? i don’t- i didn’t remember because i took away the lava, right? so it got all dark, and i’m like, “oh, i don’t remember anything cuz it’s so dark.” they better be down there. oh, they better be r e a d y. i see them… lil’ fckers. *inhale* i’m scared. woAH! aHHH! AHHH! yES! got ’em! wHO’S NEXT? WHO’S NEXT?? oh god, there’s so many. got one. oh my god, this is the most I N T E N S E GAMEPLAY! *mating call* yEH! (x2) oHhHHH i’M tHE KING! iM THE KING! what’s in your che- oHH look who’s rich hUh? you got a whole collection! you got bread? MY BREAD. you got- sAEDDLE? gUNPOWDER? :0 my god… pumpkin seeds, dude. i’m gonna slay those pumpkin seeds up my butt, b i t c h. i can make that- aHHHH! whERE DID YOU COME FROM? s t o p. thi-this SPAWNS them. it’s a devil! ohhh, it’s over. (x2) b U C K E T? *gasp* enchanted bOOK! *gasp* stRINGS! i can make an a r r o w. golden- golden aPPLE??? gOLDEN APPLE. okeh (x4) let’s go (x3) let’s not be greedy. oh god- there’s mORE- aHH! yeHH sON. don’t even SCRATCH me, dude. didn’t even scratch me, bruh. alright, what happens if you dig deeper than this? o.O we gotta find diamond bruh. (x2) *realizashun* uH-OH. UH-OH. goddamn, dude. that’s GOLD, not diamond. come on.>:( oh- we hit rock bottom. *chuckles* goddamNIT. aHH. jesUs. *gasp* i fOUND IT! I FOUND IT! *gasping intensifies* mOM! it was in the water :0 (jaws plot) d i A m o N D ! nO! coME BACK! (x2) what do i drop?? i have too many precious items. i guess i’ll have to drop- the s u g a r. dude, i got fucking diamond. eat my a s s. alright- we ain’t done. diamOND! oH yeH. (x2) oh yeah, diamOnd>:D alright, how the fk do i get out of here. i’m just gonna have to dig out. the way my forefathers used to do it. dude, i can make a diamond pickaxe rigHT AWAY? *gasp* oHHHHH! i got a diamond pickAXE oH- it’s so FAST! oH! (x4) i’m gonna be out of here in no time, baby. yES. *gasp* yEHHHHHH. it’s fine back home. dude- i dug like a- *moo* shut up, cows. is that horse at there e v e r y time? there’s our BEAUTIFUL home. my god. never been so happy to see you. (a mood) we should be able to make an arrow- oh! we can make a boat! tnt. we can make tnt. what’s that? gunpowder. i HAVE gunpowder. i cANNOT stop playing. i have a problem. how you doing there, buddy? how’s it going? no. (watch his mouth) no- how do i- make it, b00m? how do i make it b00m? how do i blow it? *laughs* goddamnit! i wanna blow up the house! 🙁 okay– i think i’m gonna *giggle* end that episode there. smash like if you want more, and i’ll see you guys n e x t time. bYee brofi- *cuts it off* 🙁 whAt? you never played tuber simulator. pfFFFSSHHhhHh *green eyes* you… know it’s fun, right? i’m not supposed to give my opinion. but, give it a try, and then you can tell me if it’s good or not. not convinced yet? okaY. i’ll cut you a deal. the game is available for f r e e. and THAT’S a great price! hope u enjoyed the video! bye 🙂

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100 thoughts on “Minecraft Part 1

  1. Pewds:yea im kinda i veteran so you kids dont need to rell me how this game wor-


    Pewds:AHH WTF WAS THAT!?

  2. PewDiePie's Tuber Simulator is the best game ever I am a German but I love it I am level 36 now and I can't stop playing.

  3. PewDiePie's Tuber Simulator is the best game ever I am a German but I love it I am level 36 now and I can't stop playing.

  4. That village had beds and you left the gold that u need for golden apples-_- my 8year old bro is better then u

  5. It’s amazing to see where he is now. Seeing the huge difference between the land he decided to build on. I love it!

  6. One man brought Minecraft back.
    One man changed the world for the good

    And one man's gonna screw over t-series

  7. A guy called enes batur stole you minecraft video:
    Are you gonna do something ?

  8. Pewds: there's horses in Minecraft?!
    Me: le gasp was there a time where there weren't horses? :0 pewds is old..

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