Articles, Blog

Stand-Up Comedy on Drugs: Jeroen Pater onder invloed van 2cb bij Drugs Comedy Night 2

Stand-Up Comedy on Drugs: Jeroen Pater onder invloed van 2cb bij Drugs Comedy Night 2


In 2013 the Dutch stand-up comedy group the Comedyhuis organised the Drugs Comedy Night 2… … idea behind the show was that four comedians would first perform a set sober… … then after the break they would do a second show under the influence of different kinds of drugs (salvia, space cake, 2cb and GHB). These are the results. Jeroen Pater (sober) Take weed for example… … one time I was sitting with a friend in Belgium who grows his own weed… And as we were getting high he told me… “Dude. Do you know the marijuana-harvest always skips a year?” I was like: “Seriously?” And he said: “Yeah man. The first year you have lots and lots of weed.” “And the second year you forget to sow a new crop.” And now Jeroen Pater on 2cb. I was taking a leak just now. And all I was thinking was: “Why is this taking so long?” Holy shit, man. Ok. Maybe it’s different for you guys. But for me it is not. So it’s true, you start seeing lights and, erm… … and you start seeing people like ‘WOW!’ And of course… … not a single joke to be seen. So I have trouble sleeping nowadays… …I’m going to give it a try, ok? … I have trouble sleeping… How could that be? This is *very* weird. But of course you guys are on the other side… … holy shit… .. ok… … did we start already? I feel like I’m not holding the microphone close enough. Is the microphone very far away or not? Yes. Got it. There’s no… I have no idea where the microphone is. Get it? So not here. I think Turkish people are cool. So… There’s that. It’s not really comedy now is it? Absolutely nothing. I constantly think there’s someone standing over there. All I’m thinking is: “Will you please go away? But it’s actually me. I have absolutely nothing. Very odd. Who was the funniest tonight? Nope. Nothing. I can keep this up for another 15 minutes. I don’t know about you. Help me out over there. One joke. [Audience member]: Porn! Porn. [Audience member #2]: Old people! [Audience member #3]: Your mum! Oh great. All my fans are here tonight. Wait, wait. I’ve got something. I think Turkish people are cool, because… … I know you already got there ahead of me… … they don’t finish their houses. I just told that wrong didn’t I? I think Turkish people are cool, because they don’t finish their houses… No, wait. Turkish people are very relaxed… … we can all agree on that, right? Turkish people are very relaxed… … they don’t finish their houses… Shit. Help me out here… … because… [Audience member]: So they don’t have to pay taxes! Oh, yeah. So they don’t have to pay taxes. Ok. Yeah. So that is the joke. Another one? [Audience member yells something unintelligible.] This is all very weird, guys. There’s really a lot of smoke. Can someone stop the stage from moving?! You really feel it. For me this is all *really* cool. For you guys, not so much. It’s a mic stand. I’m thinking: WOW, it’s a mic stand! I’ve never told this joke before. Mic stand. Get it? I can do this for hours. These are STANDard jokes. That one was for Patrick [Meijer, the guy who wrote it.] I didn’t even realise it was my time to go on… … yet here I am… Voilà! A drum kit! [Audience member]: Turn them around! This guy filmed everything. He’s a genius. Hire him!

Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

1 thought on “Stand-Up Comedy on Drugs: Jeroen Pater onder invloed van 2cb bij Drugs Comedy Night 2

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *