Cockatiel Meets Ducklings!
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Cockatiel Meets Ducklings!

hey what’s going on guys welcome to another video it’s been a little while in between drinks but I’m back again I just wanted to give you guys a little bit of an update I have been making I have been making videos of stuff I haven’t been uploading too much of the footage it just wanted to keep a…

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EVERY SUBWAY EVER
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EVERY SUBWAY EVER

I actually said light mayo… DUDE! OH MY GOD! We’ve been here for like half an hour! Excuse me, but I’m a sandwich artiste. Now if you’ve got a problem with it, take yo a** down to McDonald’s. It’s right around the corner. *The Exorcist* Every Subway Ever Yes. Okay. I’ll talk to you later. Okay, So what I’m gonna…

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EVERY CHIPOTLE EVER
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EVERY CHIPOTLE EVER

-Hi. -Hi. Oh yeah. I want a burrito but like… the tortillas are so high in calories and I’m trying to eat healthier, so…I don’t know? – How about a bowl then? Okay, perfect. So I’ll have beans, Rice, Steak, Oh, a TON of sour cream Oh and A LOT of cheese. More cheese More. MORE. And Queso. Is that…

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EVERY TACO BELL EVER
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EVERY TACO BELL EVER

Um… Yo, what should I get? Oh it’s easy. Just combine any words you can think of and it’ll be on the menu. Hey. Uh, could I get a Doritos Locos Tacos Mountain Dew Supreme, please? *FEEDBACK* Uh, yep you got it homie. Um… Okay, um… Can I get a Grande Nacho Super Awesome Devil Sandwich Childhood Divorce Helena Bonham…

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THINGS YOUR WIFE HATES…
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THINGS YOUR WIFE HATES…

When hanging the laundry, after you’ve washed it using the new Purex Pacs… Your wife really hates it when you hang the clothes like this. Um, so we hanging the laundry, don’t do any of that. You’ll be right