How to Paint Mario
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How to Paint Mario

[singing] Mario is my boy, Mario is my lover Mario is my man, Mario is my lover Oooooooooo Marioooo Okay, let’s read the script, ummm…. Hello there! Have you ever wanted to know how to paint famed and celebrated plumber Mario Mario, the most super Mario of all? Well, today you’re in luck, because I’m going to teach you just…

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Game Theory: Luigi’s SECRET Identity (Super Paper Mario)
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Game Theory: Luigi’s SECRET Identity (Super Paper Mario)

Let’s see: Mario is a sociopath, Peach is a bipolar dictator commanding an army of brainwashed fungi, and Bowser is a struggling single parent. Is there anyone left? Well hello… [Intro] Hello Internet! Welcome to Game Theory, where today, you’re going to learn how you’ve been brainwashed without even knowing it! But more on that later. At this point, you’d…

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