How World War Z Should Have Ended
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How World War Z Should Have Ended

How World War Z Should Have Ended *Gasp* (coughing) Nurse! Mmmhmmm? You aint Brad! I need to know what happened. Tell me what’s going on out there. Oh Lord, we got zombies. Can’t you tell? Zombies!? You mean like the walking dead? Mmhmm. Well these don’t walk so much as run… or eat human flesh, but they are zombies! I…

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How Aliens Should Have Ended
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How Aliens Should Have Ended

What is all this stuff? Some kind of secreted resin? Nobody touch nothin’. Hey, maybe it’s a precious unattainable mineral that’s gonna save… the earth years from an energy crisis. HAHAHAHAHA!! Yea… Are you serious? This is a bug hunt. That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. What are you gonna call it? Up-yer-tanium? Let’s roll! How Aliens Should Have…

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Megatron Misses Shia
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Megatron Misses Shia

Optimus? Yes. Can I ask you something? I guess. I want to ask you something but you can’t make fun of me. Okay? Why would I make fun of you? If you make fun of me, Optimus, I swear I’ll vow revenge and destroy you where you stand! Calm down! Geez… what is it? Promise me! I promise! Do… Do…

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Villain Pub – To Battle!!!
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Villain Pub – To Battle!!!

Uhh.. How long have those two been at it? Ummmm.. Since about 2004 (sigh) Oh, come on!!! (growling) Barkeep! Whoa!! It would have been cooler with a wand. Wands? The lightsaber was a far more elegant weapon. Oh right! Buzz, buzz, voom, voom, whack, whack! Very elegant! (sigh) There are no good battles anymore!! Come on! The alien was scrappy.…

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